Cafe and restaurant food made for Instagram but not your mouth

[Icicle]

Owner: Eh my girlfriend cheated on me.
Chef: That sucks! Who's the guy she cheated with?
Owner: Just some guy who likes to order takeaway food often. Now I really hate people who order takeaway food.
Chef: Okay I got idea.



Owner: Eh you know how other cafes like to advertise their food as "farm to table"? 
Chef: Uh huh.
Owner: Can we go one step further? We're not just "farm to table" but we're the ****ing farm. Our diners should feel like they live on the farm.
Chef: Okay idea lai liao.



Owner: Eh we need to cut costs. Not enough profit.
Chef: Okay I got idea.