Cafe and restaurant food made for Instagram but not your mouth

[monstafish]

Thanks for the response to my silly captions and even sillier collection of terrible cafe food. 
As promised, I have even more!

Cafe owner: Eh bro, you know one of the tricks in our cafe trade is to make orders very visible. So when someone orders something, other people can also see it.
Cafe chef: Yah, I understand.
Cafe owner: Can we apply this to pancakes? Make pancakes super tall and visible.
Cafe chef: Okay I got ide—wait. I think super tall pancakes will look weird.
Cafe owner: No la won't. Just do it. What's the worst it can look?
Cafe chef: Okay lor.



Owner: Eh, you know I love to see our customers happy. I want to see them as happy as my dog is when I feed him.
Chef: Okay I got idea.



Owner: Eh bro I very sian leh. Very sick of our customers not appreciating our work. How can we say "&%@! you" to them without actually saying it?
Chef: Okay I got idea.

wah the dog bowl and shoe super disrespectful